(I can't believe I'm actually going to a country concert....I sure must love my wife.)
1. You get dressed up for a concert by wearing last years concert shirt, blue jeans, and your best pair of boots.
2. Your hair is so big that the person behind you has to stand up to see around you.
3. You think short shorts and cowboy boots are in fashion.
4. The guys have longer hair than the girls.
5.Middle-aged women with beer bellies are dressed in the same size and style of clothes as their teenage daughter (the same ones wearing the shorts and cowboy boots).
I had so much fun. Thank you, Honey, for a great birthday!!!